iCan is the first of Kumquat System's new line of revolutionary products designed to help the home user get the most out of their toilet. With our innovative design concepts, such as a rubberized seat for traction, we are leading the field in toilet design. Although our toilets are by no means better than those of our competitors, and sometimes fail to flush, we're sure that with our new technology (a.k.a. cute colors), we will be able to make your toilet using experience that much more pleasurable.

Over the years, we at Kumquat have sat back and watched as other companies designed inferior, utilitarian toilets. They have always stuck to their principle "Form follows function". At Kumquat, we realized we could increase our profits by reversing the adage. I mean, how many people even know what a "flapper" or "discharge valve" is? Not many. So we took out those invisible, complicated, "necessary for operation" parts and added something everybody could see: Bright Colors and Rubberized Surfaces. Sure, out toilets don't work right, but think how snazzy they'll look in your bathroom, replacing that beige monstrosity.

Next time you buy a toilet, think Kumquat and the iCan.

 iCan uses the latest in coloring technology to ensure a productive toilet experience.