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Once upon a time there was a penguin. He had no name. His name was Winston. Winston the penguin he was a nameless penguin, Winston was.
He had no family. He went to the lake with his brothers and sisters he was thinking how great it would be to have siblings. Then his brother hit him with a snowball. There was no water near them and there was no way to get to it so they walked easily to the ocean.
This ocean was called lake George. Winston the nameless penguin wasn't a penguin, actually he was a goat, a bird-like goat name Geeves. His name was a Jeffrey the Toucan. Jeffrey the Fox went to the lake Atlantic where he met the captain of a royal canoe from Russia named the u.s. ilovamerica. The gigantic captain was 3' 3", 99lbs and had a beard of guacamole green.
Winston loved goat cheese; he hated it. It was the greatest thing in the world he simply despised rabbit cheese he loved rabbits. He loved to kill them but he would never harm one except for the killing part. He did well in lion school. He was training to be a great sheep, and although he always got F’s, he got A’s. I’[m typing with mi nose3 i loijr o6t9o6.
Winston lived in the ghetto of south central Antarctica on the north pole. One day Geoffrey the fox-hound discovered a tropical island. He named it cold land because of the intense year round winter. He didn’t have a wife. Mary his wife went to the market to buy power tools for their unborn fetus, he/she loved it. Mary was a sheep she had little penguin legs and believed in spooks. Mary owned a pet human his name was Fred he had wings (of course) and could fly. They called him Wingy. Once agin am pig it m se3.
It was Winston's day of birth he was -32cm and all his best enemies came over they said "habby Grimble wanstan." They killed him you know.
So in conclusion I like to start this story with this quote: "The End"
