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There comes a time in every man's life where he thinks he's hot shit. Shit so hot that he can make judgements about things for the whole world to embrace. This is one of those times, this is one of those pages. That's right, reviews. Here's where I review anything and everything: hardware, software, movies, popsicles... you name it, I may review it.

Most review pages have star rating systems or some such nonsense to tell you what to buy. But really, what the fuck does a star mean? Not a whole lot to me. That's why I've developed a relevant rating system. For instance, I'll rate computer hardware by how much I think you should pay for it, or I'll rate adult materials based on how many inches... uh nevermind that. The point is that I'm great.

Anyway, here it is:

Product
Classification
Rating
  Rally's Cheese Double CheeseFood99 cents
  NETGEAR 10x PCI Phoneline Networking CardHardware5 tokens
  ChafingRash100 Pain