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sHAMBURGER!



  • sHAMBURGER: The only hamburger substitute with both beaf and wheet!

  • Optional sides include: letus, towmaytow, and unyun!

  • Low occurences of pyroclactic chemical reactions when exposed to ketchup!

  • By eating only 1 sHAMBURGER, you get all the nutritional value of 3 cubic feet of Styrofoam!

  • sHAMBURGER contains no fat, calories, cholestorol, or any nutritional value whatsoever!

  • sHAMBURGER is in no way ENDORSED BY THE FDA!! Besides, if those dictators had their way, every food "unsafe" for human consumption would be banned!

  • "One bite of sHAMBURGER had me running back to the store * -A satisfied customer

  • "I took one bite of sHAMBURGER, and I ran to the bathroom!" -A not-so satisfied customer

  • sHAMBURGER is not sold in stores (Ever since the FEDS cracked down on us)

  • If you are not completely satisfied with sHAMBURGER, you can send it back to us for a 1/1000 Refund!


To order your unrefrigerated box of 100 irregular sHAMBURGERS, send $26.99 to sHAMBURGER, c/o Mail Fraud Inc., 0000 OutofTown, Notthere OK, 00000



*to demand a full refund!"

DISCLAIMER: sHAMBURGER is not a real product. This whole page was a joke, and a stupid one at that. If you send any money to the above adress, which is believed by the publishers of this page to be non-existent, you will recieve nothing. I repeat, this was a joke!